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Achievements

  1. 1

    Cherry Popped

    Post a message somewhere on the site to receive this.

  2. 1

    Time Served: 1 Year

    Been here a year? Good start!

  3. 1

    Whatever! I Do What I Want!

    Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system!

  4. 2

    At Least Somebody Likes You

    Somebody out there liked one of your messages. Keep posting like that for more!

  5. 2

    Time Served: 2 Years

    Still here, eh? Sweet!

  6. 2

    Side Door to the Rabbit Hole

    You linked your account to Facebook.

  7. 3

    Curiouser and Curiouser

    30 messages posted. You seem to like this place.

  8. 3

    Time Served: 3 Years

    Three years! Holy crap!

  9. 4

    Time Served: 4 Years

    Four years down.

  10. 4

    I Love the Smell of Napalm in the Morning

    Smokey Bear be damned, I fan the flames like a motherfucker!

  11. 5

    Human Centiposter

    You've posted 100 messages.

  12. 5

    Nada Surfer

    Your messages have been liked 50 times.

  13. 5

    Time Served: 5 Years

    Fifth anniversary of being awesome!

  14. 6

    Time Served: 6 Years

    Six years of madness.

  15. 7

    Time Served: 7 Years

    In the time you've been here your credit rating has fully cycled.

  16. 7

    The Midas Touch

    Everything you touch turns to gooooold.

  17. 8

    Time Served: 8 Years

    Wow!

  18. 9

    Time Served: 9 Years

    Epic.

  19. 10

    Just Can't Quit You

    1,000 messages? Impressive!

  20. 10

    Time Served: 10 Years

    A decade of decadence.

  21. 10

    Textually Active

    Impressive interpersonal interaction.

  22. 13

    How Do You Know I'm Mad?

    Because you're here! And everyone here is MAD!

  23. 20

    MIRV

    Multiple, publicly accessible links targeted at Lurking Glass. Contact eviltechie for more information and for link verification. The current requirement is four (4) incoming links.