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Discussion in 'Gossip' started by MrJunkpile, Feb 26, 2011.

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  1. MrJunkpile alflalfla

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    Story of my life. :sad:
    MrJunkpile, Feb 26, 2011
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  2. Psychopiglet Active Member

    Huh?
    Psychopiglet, Feb 26, 2011
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  3. debbie Guest

    It's because you're a little bitch.
    debbie, Feb 26, 2011
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  4. MrJunkpile alflalfla

    bitches get the stitches.
    MrJunkpile, Feb 26, 2011
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  5. debbie Guest

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    debbie, Feb 26, 2011
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  6. MrJunkpile alflalfla

    I hit my head while getting out of my car once. I think that makes me the person with the closest near-death experience on lg.

    Oh, wait, I also slipped and fell while walking down that little slope towards Irina's friend's house on new year's. That was even more extreme. I shiver just thinking about it.
    MrJunkpile, Feb 26, 2011
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  7. VerePaine Active Member

    Surely someone will help you out
    VerePaine, Feb 26, 2011
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  8. Psychopiglet Active Member

    I nearly fell into a crater on Mt. Etna once. Our tour guide grabbed me as I stumbled. That was scary.
    Psychopiglet, Feb 26, 2011
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  9. VerePaine Active Member

    Its on now
    VerePaine, Feb 26, 2011
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  10. Savant AL1CE and Kahlua are major retards.

    I once slammed my entire body in a car door somehow. That was a near death experience.
    Savant, Feb 26, 2011
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  11. sleazykinleazy Member

    I've been thrown head first from a golfcart, clotheslined by a chain while riding my bike, and taken completely unsafe amounts of drugs, and I'm fine.
    Oh yeah, and also almost got sold to Mexican gang members.
    sleazykinleazy, Feb 26, 2011
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  12. Starfish Pink bunny

    I got stabbed in the aorta and thrown into a pool of sharks.
    Starfish, Feb 26, 2011
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  13. MrE Guest

    One time I almost tripped but then I didn't.
    MrE, Feb 26, 2011
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  14. sleazykinleazy Member

    WAS IT AWESOME?!
    sleazykinleazy, Feb 26, 2011
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  15. amoeba15 I knew it! I'm surrounded by Assholes!

    Joy, those sharks better have had laser beams on their heads or we are through! :mad:
    amoeba15, Feb 26, 2011
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  16. MrJunkpile alflalfla

    I pooped yesterday.
    MrJunkpile, Feb 26, 2011
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  17. amoeba15 I knew it! I'm surrounded by Assholes!

    I pooped today.
    amoeba15, Feb 26, 2011
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  18. Savant AL1CE and Kahlua are major retards.

    I meant to, but only farts came out. So I didn't even wipe.
    Savant, Feb 26, 2011
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