M'ember Endtroduckshins

DAMMIT THE TEXT AGAIN

Thanks for making mine short and sweet

Thanks for the bonerz.

That wagging penis may be violation. I'll look into it and get back to you! This isn't a porno site, buddy.

I think the FCC would approve of it as long as there's no hole.

I dunno, it looks kinda hard.

Tell you what, we'll add a non-fleshy color and call it a Pokemon.

Ohhhh, it was intended to be a Pokemon. Ok, that clears it up. It's a gray issue so I'll let Nate make a call in the morning. I suspect he's already seen the wagging "Pokemon" in the OP anyway, so it can stay.

...Unless of course NOS decides to come down and delete it

Gotta catch 'em all!

If that thing is spreading something, I don't wanna catch any of it!

If I drew ejaculate coming out of it, that would be a much harder to sell as a Pokemon.

Glad you didn't fall for the trap. Okay, it's officially a Pokemon reference now.

I wish I had joined up with the franchise back when it was still a goldmine.

Hindsight

People used to confuse Kay and I a lot. I remember sometimes we'd plan to post the exact same responses at the exact same time because of that.

Even the second wave Pokemon would've been nice, back when they arbitrarily decided that there were actually twice as many Pokemon to collect as there used to be. I think now they're up to some crazy number like 2000 or something.

Has the inventor of that toy done any others since creating Pokemon?

Are you confusing Pokemon with Tamagotchi?

I think Pokemon has had like 10 or so video games so far and at least a couple animated series on top of the card game, which probably has a shitload of decks/varieties by now.