Sub is due back any time now.

To tell us about how awful we all are and how happy he is that he's not awful like us. And to fight Voc about the happenings in the news today.

I SEE YOU,SUB. I SEE YOU.

Sub died Debbie.

He fought the law, and the law won.

I totally read that as "He fought the lawn, and the lawn won."

I guess his weed habit got the best of him.

RIP

I have missed something here...

What?!

Sub is dead.

My guess is that Sub appeared in the active users list. debbie noticed and started this thread then Sub fucked off again. The rest is history.

P.S. Sub probably isn't dead.

Sub is now a father. He doesn't have time for us.

I didn't know he had a sister.

Don't worry about it. Go back to the beach.

Wrong.

Wrong.

But who is the mother?

Wait, did foxie leave bcans for sub? Or did deenis fuck sub too?

WAS SUB ON THE TURKISH BOAT??

First of all, Ohio girls are nuts.

Second, I think the mother is his common-law wife. He said this was the reason he could not mail me the herb he promised.

Foxie is from Ohio?

D is.
Foxie is from Indiana, also in the midwest. I think there must be something in the water.

Wait...sub fathered an Ohio girls child? DragonFly has some explaining to do! (that's her story right? Ohio?)

You back off Michigan. Except the UP. The UP sucks.

DF is involved? I thought sub was one of her h8erz.

I don't think she lives in Ohio anymore though.

I heard that his mother told him that he does not get to use the house wifi until he gets a job and starts paying rent. She is sick of not being able to park in the garage.

Then, I heard from a very reliable source that there was an unfortunate incident at the Santa Cruz public library involving a goat, some herbal supplement that is supposed to work like "natural" Viagra (TM), and a troupe of homeless people. To condense a long story, he is now banned for life from the Santa Cruz library, and ergo, he has no internet access.

Shut up, Voc.